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  • The mountain's out, time for a paddle. @jess.wandering 🚣🏻‍♀️
  • Winter vs Summer
  • Been taking in the rain forest of Ecuador this past week with @jess.wandering .  Hopefully, crossing into my 3rd South American country tmrw. Between the highs and the lows, this trip is forming into one heck of a story.
  • Llamas of Cotopaxi National Park.
  • Best campsite of 2020, at around 14,000ft in the crater of a dormant volcano. We got rained on a lot, but the clouds opened up for sunset. @taylormichaelburk
  • Our last stop in Colombia was this desert. Yesterday, we crossed into Ecuador, and in the next few days we’ll be attempting to summit Cotopaxi Volcano. We’ve hit a few potholes way too hard, and been pulled over and searched by the policía a handful of times. I’ve been coaching @taylormichaelburk in Spanish between podcasts, and he can now confidently ask, “¿donde esta el baño?” 🎶 Noah & the Whale
  • The Wax Palms of Cocora Valley.. some get to 200ft tall, making them the tallest in the world. 
  • Colombian architecture.
  • September 2, 2013, I walked into my apartment, after another day at the office and yelled to my wife, “hey I’m home!” ... no answer. Entered the bedroom to her in a glazed over stare. Slowly approached the bed, placed my hand on her back, and said, “what’s up?” She swatted my hand and rolled away. 
This wasn’t particularly weird behavior at the time, so I casually opened up Facebook. First thing to pop up was my wife in an excited announcement that she finished a new blog. It started with, “I just have to say, I’m so grateful to have such an amazing husband...” and went on to showcase our life and adventures, so incredibly well that I actually felt happy. I closed the blog, and read some of the comments on the post, “ couple goals! , living vicariously thru you!” This made me even happier. Then I looked to my non-responsive wife right in front of me, and was brought back to the sad reality.

It never occurred to me till now, but the irony of all this, is that after our marriage ended, I started to pursue social media. Feeding the beast that tore us apart (given there were other reasons why it ended). Now, with over a million followers... I’m sitting here hoping you see my page as entertainment, not reality. I tell this story because we probably all need the reminder: 1 person in front of you is more important than 1,000,000 on the screen.


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